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by Gil Christner


(Sung to New York New York)

Start spreadin the News
Both Arabs and Jews
I want them all to vote for me
New York New York!

I moved from DC
Screw Guiliani!
I've even been on Letterman!
New York New York

I want to wake up in the City that never Sleeps
And I don't want Bubba there
Cause he's a big Creep!

I'm learning to spit! (SFX: hawk a lugee)
Yo, Don't give me no (beep!)
I got your poll numbers right here!
New York New York

If I can make it there
I'll kick Rudy's derriere!
It's up to you
New York New York!

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