W. BUSH PSYCHIC HOT LINE
you want to know what’s going to happen next month? Only one
person knows! Call the George W. Bush Psychic Hot line!
will I get fired next month?
I know, but I’m not telling.
on, tell me!
can’t tell ya.
W. is the only one who gets all the information ahead of time.
He just doesn’t know what to do with it!
my girlfriend cheating on me?
on, do you know or not?
know, I just can’t really connect the dots, sorry.
George W. Bush Psychic Hot line. He knows all. He just can’t
tell you about it.
don’t you think if I knew your girlfriend was going to use that
picture frame as a missile to put a dent in your head, I would
have told you about it?
THE HOME ALZHEIMERS EARLY WARNING TEST
what did I come into the kitchen for? Oh my, I’m getting more
and more forgetful lately.
you afraid you have Alzheimer’s? Would you like to find out without
the expense and emotional trauma of going to a high priced fancy
schmancy doctor? Then get The Home Alzheimer’s Early Warning
Test, from Conco.
Warning Test? How’s it work?
simple. There’s no blood to draw, no cups to fill. Simply lick
the patented Alzheimer’s Warning Strip and place it in the case.
Then leave it alone for at least one day.
enough so far.
for the test. If you can remember where you left it…
right here, on the counter.
if you can remember what the heck it is.
is my…wait a minute, don’t tell me…is it my heart medicine?
you can remember all of this, then you don’t have Alzheimer’s.
It’s that simple. The Home Alzheimer’s Early Warning Test, from
Conco. Isn’t your peace of mind worth it?
is my denture adhesive, isn’t it? No, it’s the case for my catheter